Jeff schilling

To be a miserable prick who blames everyone else for his problems. To be emotionally lost in life, while blaming geographic location for your issues even though no matter where you are you will still be an ugly, closet drug using, douchebag.

Guy: I can't believe my car is wrecked, stupid tires got aligned wrong, the lines on the road were crooked, the guy came out of nowhere!
Guy2: stop Jeff schilling dude, you drove like a dick, it's your fault.

by Unclefester April 17, 2015

sailing

A sport that includes leaping over centerboard housing every time you tack causing lots of bruises and cuts on your legs; especially in a 420 (by the way - it's a type of boat - nothing to do with pot dumbasses) and if you are lucky enough not to be cut or bruised on your legs you probably have a concussion from being too slow to duck during a tack or gybe.

Sailing is the best sport EVERRR

by Sailor_Savvy September 3, 2007

schillinger

Vernon "Vern" Schillinger, the Nazi on the TV show Oz. He burned a swastika into Beecher's ass. After a lot of abuse Beecher subsequently went crazy and took a crap in Schillinger's mouth.

Prisoner #92S110. Vern Schillinger. Convicted October 21, 1992. Aggravated assault in the first degree. Sentence: 8 years. Up for parole in 5.

by Bitcher April 8, 2004

Sailing mishap

Accident involving a sailing yacht.

"You look the same age to me."
"I'M FIVE YEARS OLDER AND IN COLLEGE!!!"
SAILING MISHAP!!!!

by Snake January 16, 2005

Sailing the Red Sea

Shagging a girl that has her period.

" If that means I have to sail the Red Sea that so be it but I need a shag now !

by Dutchgit December 16, 2003

sailing for cock

sailing for cock

v. the act of sailing the high seas for a delicious cock

This act is especially common at frat halloween parties where many females are dressed as slutty sailors. These skanks are clearly not sailing a boat, ergo they are sailing for a nice cock to ride.

Emily was sailing for cock last night, but luckily captain Buckalas was there to give it to her.

by Fast Ed December 10, 2009

Snailing About

To snail about is to wander with no purpose. Commonly walked slowly. It might be used as another term for lollygagging

Fulan on the phone: Hey Illan what are you doing?

Illan: Oh I'm just snailing about

by CzarBigBoss May 30, 2018