Crippled Smurf

Someone who regularly wears all blue and has the inability to walk like a normal person

Person 1: Hey look, Will is limping and he is wearing all blue.

Person 2: Well that dumbass is a Crippled Smurf

by Zack McD November 28, 2017

Smurf Yeah

Hell yeah/Fuck yeah, anything related to the answer yes.
Mostly used when excited.

Did you get to touch her boobs?
Smurf Yeah!

by Stefskee December 9, 2008

Realistic Smurf cat

A realistic image of a Smurf or Shaylushay (Шайлушай) is an artwork of a Smurf that has a face of a cat and is holing a snail on its back. the image became a TikTok trend in September 2023,

The picture isn't loading but I swear if its that realistic Smurf cat thing im gonna fucking lose it

by Indoggob September 11, 2023

Poppin Smurf

To throw a smoke grenade at the opposition while online on Gears of War 2. Upon being "popped a smurf" on, the phrase "smurfs ahoy" may be employed.

Team 1:"Lets get the fuck out of here. I'm poppin smurf!"
Team 2:"Smurfs Ahoy!"

by sphinx of pedophiles August 1, 2010

smure

to repeatedly punch someone while dancing with them.

Everyone else in the room was just dancing, but we were smuring it out all night.

I accidentally smured that chick like five times last night.

by runforyourlives April 5, 2008

Shurb

The process of giving an angry dragon while getting a blumpkin

Milad: i need to do something with my girl
Nate: how bout a shurb
Milad: o man thats a great idea, i heard its the best pleasure a man can get

by naynay1 December 9, 2008

Smurfdom

Smurfdom is an ancient form of government. It is similar to serfdom, but with little tiny blue people. Yes, blue people. Smurfs

Mr. Davis: Serfdom was in a rapid decline in the 1300's-

Student: Don't you mean Smurfdom?

Mr. Davis: Oh, my bad, you're right.

by VikingWadsYeah October 20, 2011