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Smuckered

adj - When having your salad tossed with jelly as the primary lubricant.
After she smuckered me up real good I farted and gave her a Grape Spritzer.
by Logan Anderson September 21, 2005
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Smucker up

The act of kissing with tongue and or eating out someone's anus.
Ethan smuckered someones anus.
Baio told Emily to Smucker up!
by MISTER MIKEY TIME November 19, 2011
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Shuckery

Someone else's fuckery, an act of fuckery perpetrated by someone else.
John really suffered from some shuckery, who do you think pulled that prank?
by Bourbontalk1078 May 18, 2021
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Smuckers Smacker

When you put smuckers jelly on your dick and smack someone in the face.
I got so mad at him I should’ve whipped my dick out and gave him a smuckers smacker.
by tea_baggins69 January 15, 2022
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Shmuckery

The art of being a shmuck (not to be confused with schmuck, whose meaning is completely different). In modern times, it is generally used as a negative connotation, but it can be used as a neutral connotation as well. Its meaning is generally ambiguous, and most people who use the word can draw their own conclusions to what its meaning is.
My friend Darwin is going out with his other friends tonight. I hope they're not up to any shmuckery.
by The Shmuckinator April 14, 2022
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Smucker Fucker

1)when a girl puts peanut butter, on a dudes penis, giving him the longest and hardest bj ever.

2) also the female may put peanut butter on an object or animal parts, or even on oneself ending in a sexually act.
on facebook:
bliz: "this is peanut butter girl"

donnie: "yea lol she ugly as my bros dog smangers"

bliz: "lol back in highschool i was close to hitting it glad i didnt"

Donnie: "yea but peanut butter is awesome easy smangers"

bliz: "lol shes a smucker fucker"

Donnie: "hahahahahaha OMMGGGGG
hahahahaha
i may have to wake everyone up for that
hahahahaha"
by Bliz and Donnie October 10, 2011
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smuckered

Stuffing a layup in basketball forcing the person back down to the ground without them releasing the ball.
I just smuckered that little bitchs layup!
by billabongbot447 June 8, 2009
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