stoke-on

English slang for erection.

Oi mate, 'ave you really got a stoke-on?

by knackered bloke May 12, 2014

Stoke-on-Trent

Recently voted "The worst place to live in all of the U.K." In no way is related to the Australian saying "i'm stoked"

I drove through stoke on trent, it looked like all the buildings needed a good wash to get all the soot off them.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Stoke on Trent

Rhyming slang - Bent. Appertains to homosexuality.

Christ, that Ricardo loks a bit Stoke on Trent

by Spontaneous Human Combustion September 19, 2003

Stoke-on-Trent tit fuck

The sexual act of a man sticking his erect penis between a woman’s tits then stapling the chosen tits together therefor securing the penis between the tits. A lubricant of some sort is then applied ( usually WD-40 or fairy liquid) and the male proceeds to fuck the shit out of them tits

Fucking hell last night I had a oatcake and gave carol a traditional Stoke-on-Trent tit fuck.

by The holy prince. Dinklewit April 17, 2020

Chief smokes on foil

Some one who smokes drugs on tin foil to get high

The office guy Chief smokes on foil had to leave work early today. They were running a by one get one free special on Tim foil at Costco.

by Steveclarksleepster July 3, 2024

Blowco on Smoko

When you receive a blowjob on norcos while on a smoke break at work.

Babe please give a blowco on smoko, I only have 5 minutes left but you know I only need 2!

by MeowShwitz January 22, 2019

blow smoke up one's ass

Tobacco Smoke Enema (1750's-1810s)
The tobacco enema was used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patients rectum for various medical purposes, primarily the resuscitation of drowning victims. A rectal tube inserted into the anus was connected to a fumigator and bellows that forced the smoke towards the rectum. The warmth of the smoke was thought to promote respiration, but doubts about the credibility of tobacco enemas led to the popular phrase “Blow smoke up one’s ass.”

I don't trust him, he's just trying to "blow smoke up one's ass".
Oh don't believe him, he's just blowing smoke up your ass!

by Chafu August 18, 2009