soggy thomas

A game kids play with a boy named Thomas. All the kids circle Thomas, jerk off on him and than yell out SOGGY THOMAS!!

Boy: have you seen Thomas around.

Boy 2: no not since we played soggy Thomas with him last week.Thomas Soggy Jerking

by Soggy Thomas January 7, 2015

soggy ball

A soggy ball is a large wad of toilet paper that has been drenched in water and is either thrown at someone or dropped from a high vantage point such as a 3rd floor bathroom window onto someone

My friends and I were playing outside when my dad started dropping soggy balls on us

by smackrabbits January 23, 2023

Soggy Subway

A Soggy Subway is when you and the lads consensually gang bang a Subway employee/s after their shift. Then you, the lads, and the gang banged Subway employee/s go behind the Subway store and ejaculate on every peice of bread making the store a radioactive biohazard. A Soggy Subway also follows the same rules as a Soggy Biscuit, the last lad to nut in the subway employee/s must shit on their chest/s.

Subway employee: G-day lads, welcome to subway, what would you guys like?
The lads: Do you guys have any Soggy Subways in stock?
Subway employee: Yeah we do, I do. Do you guys want Jerome and Abigail to join in?
The lads: Yes please.
Subway employee: Awsome, my shift ends in an hour. Meet us out the back.
The lads: Lit.

One of the lads: Mate that Soggy Subway was soo good the other night. We nutted on soo many bread loaves there is now a national shortage.

by Harmony's Father May 8, 2023

Soggy Doggy

When you're hitting it from behind and she squirts on your pubes, so that you have to shake it off like a wet dog.

I fucked her so hard that she gave me a Soggy Doggy

by WeLoveDavidBrook May 31, 2018

Soggy Corndog

When a guy with foreskin has so much sex or masturbates so much that his foreskin puffs up and looks like a soggy corndog.

I was spanking it so much last night that I'm packing a soggy corndog today.

by SergejB July 16, 2018

Soggy Basketball

A perfect word to describe someone you highly dislike in the most childish way possible.

Miles: oh boy! I sure love scrolling through Reddit!

Michael: shut the fuck up you Soggy Basketball

by michaelthewest April 5, 2021

soggy shake

Handshake while drinking. The person's hand, being wet from holding his/her drink, transfers moisture the the hand of the person they are being introduced to. Thus, it is a soggy shake.

I just met Sofia, but she was double fisting so when she put her drink down to shake my hand, it was definitely a soggy shake.

by StephanieLaurenAllen July 6, 2008