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Smithereens

Little pieces, to blow into smithereens.
Damn, did you see that ship blown into smithereens yesterday?
by agnopunk January 27, 2009
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smite

A term used when murder is just not enough.
Get away from me or I will smite you.
by TrixRabbit April 16, 2006
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Shiter

Scottish slang.

1. Your arsehole.

2. That which is shite.
1. Andy likes a finger in the shiter while his burd sucks him off.

2. 'Awright, mate, dae ye like ma new motor?'

'Nah, mate. It's a pure shiter.'
by Cabal December 6, 2017
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House-shiter

House-shiter is a term originated from the diary book of famous writer Nadjmou from Algeria. This word describes someone who sits in his parent's house, eats all day and shits all night. Refuse to work and demand money, a car, vacation allowance, wedding expenses, and a wife. However, when parents are either dead or poor, the house-shiter escalate his demands to the local authorities like the mayor or governor. this parasite or sponge or leech is widely popular in Algeria where the government helped manufacture millions of house-shiters by subsidizing the tremendously generous social safety-net programs like free housing, free healthcare, and free education in addition of free business grants like ANSEJ or CNAC. House-shiter is pronounced in Algerian dialect as Khray-Dar.
when someone invokes his house-shiter persona, either the government or parents are in trouble.
Hey Nad, have you heard, Slimane decided to become a house-shiter, his poor parents they are in serious trouble.
by aziz21015 January 31, 2019
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Smite Balance

A thing we haven't seen since 2011,When the game didn't FUCKING EXIST

Let's use some examples...

Sol: Her 3 is Sanctuary basically,can heal herself to half/full health with 1 move *and does damage by the way* A move that hits twice dealing the same damage WHILE using Spear of Magus so that's fair.

Hel: Oh don't get me started on this bitch... basically has 6 skills,can heal her team to full in like 3 seconds with the right items (Which isn't hard),Oh they have an Ares or Xbalanque on their team? Use your 1 and your out of their ultimates no problem. Screw wasting a Relic slot for Purification,she already has one. Oh and her somehow acceptable damage scaling use your 2, 1 then 3 and they are dead.

Ao Kuang:Use your 2 with Demonic grip,spear of magus and polynomicon. This will kill someone 100 to 0 someone in like 2 seconds.I'm not even joking its ridiculous. And your ultimate is a 1 hit kill if their hp is at a certain percentage,which is pretty fucking easy considering how much your 2 ALONE does.

Basically everybody thinks every god is OP because they don't know how to counter them.
Except the gods i listed... Yeah those gods are cunts.

This is also inspired by MythyMoo.
Smite Balance? The fuck is that...

Damn Smite is so balanced i like how they made every god have some type of weakness and strength!

Ymir is a guardian but can kill someone in 2 moves... Smite Balance in a nutshell ladies and gentlemen
by Striker And Dai Also Novel November 15, 2016
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Micah Smithers

A prepubescent boy who uses depreciating comedy and his rare but relatable sense of humor to make up for the fact that he has a teeny weeny, but a humungo bunghole.
Josh: Where's Micah Smithers?
Hall Monitor Helen: He's probably out there right now getting his hole stretched to the size of a shower drain!
Josh: Without me?
by definition_daddy👅💦 April 18, 2017
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Smithered

To excessively drink from evening till midnight and becoming blacked out till the point of total loss of bodily function
I started drinking around 6pm man and by midnight I was smithered.
by pureaspondice December 15, 2011
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