smashboat

Boat comes from the cockney 'boat race' i.e. 'face, and smashboat is therefore someone whose face is a mess, due to the ingestion of far too much alcohol or 'other'. The smashboat is a professional caner, and being a good smashboat takes hard work and usually a lot of money.

Alright, smashboat?

by JenniK August 4, 2003

mashaboom

sweet shit over here,

"yo dats mashaboom"
"what's mashaboom?"
"YOFACE IS MASHABOOM"

by EmmaWilson75 December 10, 2008

smashbox

a girl who puts out for anyone, pure dirt.

Alex: aye i wanna get with kristen?
Nate: man don't fuck with her shes a smashbox

by aa4life July 27, 2010

smashable

They are either borderline ugly or just hot in general. You would easily have sex with them. Usually used to describe trashy looking girls.

That girl is smashable but definitely wouldn't date them.

by TGOD941 July 9, 2010

Smashbox

A guy or girl who is hot and you are always down to fuck but would never date.

Girl: "Would you ever date him?"
You: "Nah, he's just my smashbox"

by omgallyaf May 2, 2016

smashbox

Someone completely inhebreated.

"I'm on my sixth brew and I'm already a smashbox"

"Smashbox...100%"

by Antizzle Vatizzle October 20, 2006

Smashable

When a girl is way to hot that ugly guys still think they could smash her.

See that chick? Shes so smashable.
Your mom is so smashable!

by Spyronation Gaming October 13, 2017