SmartCord

Software that works but doesn't at the same time

-What is this glitchy thing?
-It's SmartCord!

by smartfridge April 26, 2021

Smart Car

A car that manages to be about as long as the average bicycle, almost as fuel efficient, and probably about as safe in a collision with another automobile.

See also, "things that look like windup toys".

I crashed my bicycle into a parked Smart Car. It rolled away.

by Spelaea February 6, 2012

smartcore

A new fashion that combines emo-hardore with smart-casual.

How to Wear Smartcore: Studded belt, Draipipes or Loose Fitting Jeans and Vans or Converses worn with a White Shirt. PERFECT!

by trouble123 December 10, 2008

Smartarse

Look up customers. Fucks who have nothing important, contructive or intellegent to say and think that they are smarter than you. Did I mention they are rude?

I hate customers. They are smartarses. They think they know everything. They think they are clever. KILL THEM!

by Trittrott November 7, 2010

tboned by a smart car

1. to be crashed into by a smart car in the shape of a "T"
2. a sexual reference
3. a common visualisation when employing "the secret"

1. "I got tboned by a smart car on Oxford St on Thursday night on my way to dinner with some snitch"
2. "I tboned her like a smart car all night long"
3. "She was using 'The Secret' to visualise a car park but I was using it to visualise tboning her like a smart car. The thought, livin."

by bad luck brunette July 21, 2009

smartard

an animal (people are also animals) that finds new and innovative ways to be a dumbass as a direct result of their intelligence...

J.D. on Scrubs is a smartard... For example, in one episode, J.D. tells Turk that his beau Carla's middle name is Juanita... Carla gets angry at Turk for not knowing her middle name; Turk gets angry at J.D. for being a smartard...

by Jhonny J. Blaze October 18, 2007

Smartcastic

A genius form of sarcasm. Combination of sarcastic and smart.

I didn't mean anything by it. I was being smartcastic!

by Hoosiermomma August 29, 2011