slinky

Toys that were metal but are now plastic and not nearly as cool.

It Slinky, It's Slinky
the favorite of girls and boys.

by rastavirgil October 12, 2006

slinky

Adj: Slutty and kinky. Right Ke$ha!???

Adj: To be sexually whoreish, yet slightly awkward when being so

Dang.... she is so slinky. or Her slinkiness caught my eye.

by modishlyhip November 2, 2011

slinky

A person who is generally worthless, but will bring a smile to your face if they get pushed down the stairs.

James Dobson is a slinky.

by Wadatah September 14, 2005

slonkpiper

The act of lubing up the tail pipe of a motorized vehicle and maneuvering oneself in the position to have sexual intercourse via tail pipe. Often this act is scorned upon and rarely executed, but when done, can be a very enjoyable and kinky experience. Best if done when said vehicle is of high class. Also, if tail pipe is large enough, two partners can double penetrate the tail pipe. Known as slonkpiping.

A) Hey! You want to go slonkpiping with me?
B) Yeah sure. I love stuffing my rod in vehicle assholes!

A) I heard Ted is a slonkpiper.
B) Gross! I can't believe i let him stick it in me.

by FlyingTango November 2, 2009

slinky slant

An asian person who is skinny and clever that causes trouble just for the enjoyment.

That slinky slant raised the test curb to high for me to pass the test!

by Doctormistersexy January 25, 2011

slinky pussy

A slinky pussy has only two qualifications:

1.) It unfolds (re: "Roast Beef Curtains")
2.) It stinks

That sluzzo Kayla has a slinky pussy bro. That shit's got layers unfolding and smells like a cat's lunch.

by SchizoTheory May 23, 2014

Slonked

Adjective:
1. The state of a slinky being tangled in itself.
Verb (Slonk):
2. The action of tangling a slinky in itself.

Person 1: Hey, I just fell down the stairs while trying to imitate a slinky.
Person 2: You good?
Person 1: Yeah, but my slinky got slonked on the way down.
Person 2: That sucks, it’ll take like 2 hours to get it back to normal.

by Emperor Chicken August 28, 2023