Soybering

When those of the soy persuasion perform acts of online cyber sexual roleplay (cybering). Usually involves fetishizing being a victim, skinny jeans, extremely detailed/delusional self-descriptions, being cucked by strangers, monologuing.

"I was trying to cyber with that dude who wears eye-liner to the gym, but he kept soybering about how we could make things work, even if I took a black lover."

by Larry The Unstable Guy January 26, 2021

slobberknocking

Drinking beer and playing pool. Usually performed in the afternoon.

Great brunch! Who's up for some slobberknocking?

by Jonathan Harford January 29, 2004

Schlobbering

To aggressively, violently, yet lovingly, suck someone penis. Usually involves high amounts of spit.

"Susan was Schlobbering all over my dick last night."

by Schlobbering December 2, 2018

Slumbering Yak

When a women passes out on the toilet and pukes in her panties.

When Dixon's wife came home late and drunk, he worried how she had gotten grass and mud into her panties, however on closer inspection he realized she had fallen victim to being a slumbering yak

by noxid July 3, 2007

Stobering

Stumbling around as though intoxicated, but completely sober.

Hey, look at John stobering around in the kitchen.

by TheJuuster October 12, 2011

Slumbering Turtle

Unlike a turtle head a 'slumbering turtle' is knowing that you have a poop coming on, but it is not yet as severe.

I've got a slumbering turtle right now, but I might want to get it out before it turns into a turtle head!

by El Guapo Muchacho September 14, 2016

slumbering

when you're staying the night at someone's house and want to say it in a tricky way.

I'm slumbering at Holly's house tonight.

by Teannah November 14, 2004