The act of chewing up an entire lime without swallowing it, then giving a blow job with the chewed up lime inside the mouth.
by Vocal chords for the day I was June 3, 2019
When you engage into a deep makeout while snorting doritos then proceed to get your mud tunnel cleaned out all the while coughing up a black loogie through your ears and sneezing on your hunny’s dick, then finally giving him head and spitting his ejactulation juice in his face
“What did you do with Dan last night?”
“I did the ol’ alabama slimer and he got it all over my tits”
“I did the ol’ alabama slimer and he got it all over my tits”
by Boy Kim Kardasian July 2, 2018
When some bitch has the audacity to walk in and interrupt you while you're jerking off, and doesn't have the common courtesy to help you finish, so you finish on your own in your hand and slap her in her cunt face.
by Chrispy Brown October 31, 2014
"dude im sick of all these skeezers we have around, its time for an upgrade"
"well ill call up some Dimer Slimers for the night"
"well ill call up some Dimer Slimers for the night"
by SlimmyFromTheBurbs May 24, 2012
When a man sticks his penis tight to someone's nostril and cums, causing the semen to run through the nasal cavity and seep out the adjacent nostril, cleansing the sinuses.
by Real Definition63849 April 6, 2016
1) One who makes slime; 2) One who make slime recipe videos or slime squishing videos and shares them on Instagram or Darby Smart
by lilniki6 January 22, 2018
Slimer is an exaggerated reference to a female that is constantly wet, or that often makes a mess when they are wet. They can often leave a trail on a surface that will resemble a snail trail. Slimer is a fictional character from the movie Ghostbusters and makes his first appearance making a mess and sliming Venkman.
Hey, do you remember that chick we called "Sticky Icky?" She upgraded to Slimer because that bitch annihilated my bedroom. I literally spent three days cleaning her pussy slime off my walls. It seriously looked like an old episode of Nickelodeon's Double Dare in my room. If only Marc Summers had been there to say ,"On your mark... get set... GO!" so I could at least have had a head start and got the fuck out of there when she exploded!
by Uncle Renegade October 5, 2017