Slapjack

A slapjack is a guy who likes to frequently slap his slapstick. He's often slaphappy.

Hey slapjack quit jerking off and get back to work!

by Tom Dumb February 10, 2024

Slapbacking

When you hit someone really hard on their back.

guy 1: yo
guy 2: HAHAHAHAHAHHA SLAPBACKING
guy 3: ..sd;lkkmlcmx.kvmdslkhcv,xcn,vm

by BrainNourishment October 23, 2025

Sobbing Slapjack

When you TiVo the Humane Society commercial featuring Sarah McLaughlin and play it on loop while cranking it.

"For pennies a day, you could end this shame spiral of sobbing slapjacks AND animal euthanization. PENNIES. A. DAY."

by AardvarkParade July 12, 2012

cummy slapback

when a man nuts on a woman's rear end then proceed to savagely beat her rear end with his penis

Yoo, chaquarius just gave that hoe a cummy slapback.

by mr.sir.prof.dr.man bro guy May 26, 2022