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Someone who procrastinates daily life activities and is constantly late. Slackers tend to make a sufficient amount of excuses in order to stay home in bed. Typically slackers don't give Amy sort of commitment in plans in order to bail without guilt. For example, slackers will use words like "possibly" or "maybe" when approached to make plans. Men With names such as Tanner, or Jacob are very commonly slackers.
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by King K December 28, 2005
Get the slacker mug.A very severe condition of being a slacker. Commonly diagnosed by continual refusal to work, be helpful, or show energy for getting things done. Unable to complete a job from start to finish. Is highly contagious in the workplace, home, or anywhere productivity is commonplace.
Some other symptoms are: Asking other employees over to your water cooler bringing them away from doing work also.(aka - slackenitis's desk to play music, talk about bands, or any other non-work related subjects)
Some other symptoms are: Asking other employees over to your water cooler bringing them away from doing work also.(aka - slackenitis's desk to play music, talk about bands, or any other non-work related subjects)
Slackenitis:
Joshua I can't come to work today (usually on Monday or Friday), as I have headache.
BOSS Do you have some sort of medical condition causing these headaches every Monday and Friday?
Joshua Yes, I have shaky leg syndrome, which leads to headaches on Mondays and Fridays.
BOSS Please stay home, as I think you have slackenitis, and we don't want it to spread to the other employees.
(People use lots of different excuses when they have slackenitis, including: headache, son/daughter is sick, shaky leg syndrome, traffic is bad etc.)
Joshua I can't come to work today (usually on Monday or Friday), as I have headache.
BOSS Do you have some sort of medical condition causing these headaches every Monday and Friday?
Joshua Yes, I have shaky leg syndrome, which leads to headaches on Mondays and Fridays.
BOSS Please stay home, as I think you have slackenitis, and we don't want it to spread to the other employees.
(People use lots of different excuses when they have slackenitis, including: headache, son/daughter is sick, shaky leg syndrome, traffic is bad etc.)
by Supervisor August 16, 2007
Get the slackenitis mug.Co-worker who wanders the hallway throughout the day, stopping by to interrupt others from their jobs. Oftentimes, the office slackie will strike-up conversations about ambiguous things, typically with no point (see time whore). Also known for walking up on conversations that are in progress, and will proceed to insert himself into the dialogue.
Not to be confused with a door bore, who mainly strikes in the morning.
Not to be confused with a door bore, who mainly strikes in the morning.
“Hi honey, what did you do at the office today?”
“Today, I created a spreadsheet to track the number of times John came into my office to talk about nothing. Twelve times today, he such an office slackie.”
“Today, I created a spreadsheet to track the number of times John came into my office to talk about nothing. Twelve times today, he such an office slackie.”
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