Slacker

One who prioritizes doing nothing.

Square: Oh my God, this Tuesday was so stressful! After waking up late at 5:27, I rushed to the gym and almost missed my 6:00 Pilates class. After it was over I quickly took a shower, brushed my teeth and shaved. I then realized I had left my Xanax back at my condo. Speeding BACK to my housing unit, I ran and picked up the meds then turned around and headed to off work. Getting to the office by 8:43, grabbed some coffee then headed into the 8:00 sync meeting where we reevaluated the pending transaction with the Taipei plant, discussed the new format for the personnel records and talked about regional integration. I met with a client at 10:45 and then proceeded to work through lunch, stopping to eat a low-carb, transfat free, Vitamin D-enriched salad at my desk at 3:15. I rescheduled the next meeting with my life coach, paid my bills through the end of the month and organized my cubicle. Leaving the office at 7:00, I had dinner by myself at 7:45 and read the paper before getting back to my home at 8:50. I went on the internet to complete the homework for my online MBA program before catching up on The News Hour. How was your Tuesday?

Slacker: Today's Tuesday? Oh, pretty chill I guess. I woke up sometime in the afternoon, ate some Doritos and played video games for about 5 hours, then masturbated to a ton of internet porn. I ordered pizza and watched Netflix until you interrupted me for this hypothetical discussion. Was planning on drinking later on, maybe after I jam out on my guitar or go skating.

::Square, reflecting upon his life, jumps off a bridge::

by dark289 April 13, 2009

Stacked It

To fall down or crash whilst on bicycles, scooters, scateboards, etc.

Australian colloq.

hey mate, did you see that guy who fully stacked it on his bike the other day?

by iamewy January 31, 2009

stacked to the rafters

adj., intensive form of stacked. Descriptive of human physique: Well built, muscled and athletic in the case of males, extremely attractive and shapely in the case of females.

She's got tits like funfair balloons, a waist that can hide behind a flagpole and an ass that could turn the washington monument to sand - she's stacked to the rafters man.

by idunnit October 28, 2004

"Stacked Like Ass"

Stacked like Ass: The saying which can represent both something being very awful, or very good (as in attractive.)

"Wow" said the unloader, "that pallet is "Stacked Like Ass", I better fix it.

And Later:

"Did you see that woman, she was "Stacked Like Ass."

by The unloaded unloader October 16, 2006

Slackerbitch

1. Slackerbitch is a song by an alternetiv rock group called Placebo

2. Slackerbitch is the definition of a female that is lazy and is fucking/likes to be in company with gay men. A slackerbitch is almost the same as a faghag and slackbitch.

Diana: It ain't no fun anymore without
Lisa!
Marte: That slackerbitch! Hanging out with
all those queen guys!

by Evil "Butterfly" Panda January 2, 2005

stacked in cash

One who has more money than they know what to do with, or appears that way. Possibly ghetto rich.

Damn, that guy is stacked in cash, he's got that new E-Class on dubs.

by Grandpa December 1, 2002

slasked

Its the perfect word to use instead of Fuck/Fucked etc. When in situations where Fucked isnt the right word of choice, but the time and place requires an extra ingredient to get the full point over is needed. Coming from the norwegian word "Slasken" the word means Slob and/or Hobo.

"Dude, I totally slasked that girl the other day"

"Man, I slasked his ass up"

Other alternative usage are -

"Im so slaskened right now, but lets get slasked up tonight."

by Jimbolic February 15, 2009