Stasexual

Not having a fetish for any living or nonliving thing besides a stapler, or in some cases a fetish of the Mr. Peanut man

I swear tom, everytime you talk to me about you "stasexual" crap i gag in my mouth

by thatoneguywhocheckedyouout ha August 3, 2010

Samsexual

The Sexual Orientation where a person only finds those named Sam sexually or emotionally attractive.

Oh, Buckley... He's Samsexual he is.

by Simonsen March 12, 2021

Samsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to the opposite sex, regardless of gender.

They might be non-binary now, but I'm still attracted to them. So yeah, I'm a samsexual.

by Maxecuter February 9, 2021

Swagsexual

The word "SWAGSEXUAL" means that you are straight, but with swag 😎. This amazing sexuality was created by the one and only swag mf, swag mf is the coolest person you will ever meet in your life.

"Hey did you hear about that new sexuality, swagsexual?" "yeah im totally swag sexual, and I've heard the person who made it is the coolest person ever too!"

by SwagsexualCharlie February 11, 2021

Slatsexual

Your only gay for other fellow vamps but you can’t be gay for a non vamp

Friend: I’m bisexual

Me:lol you fag I’m slatsexual

by Leoooooom November 11, 2021

sabsexual

when youre straight but gay for sabrina carpenter 🥵🥵

girl 1: soo, whats your sexuality?
girl 2: oh im sabsexual
girl 1: whats that?
girl 2: it means im straight but gay for sabrina carpenter
girl 1: understandable

by ariana grande 😏 February 11, 2023

swagsexual

Swagsexuality is basically the defiance of any rules and the rejection of what people think of you. Being swagsexual has nothing to do with the term "swag" and was actually coined by @JoshDMayo in Mid/Late-2012 to make fun of the word. To be swagsexual gives up all of your rights as a "popular" person, and invokes your rights as level with the majority of people. If you are swagsexual however, it doesn't mean your average. It means you don't give a fuck what you are. It can also be used to describe how sexual a person is. Being swagsexual means you attract both the opposite and same sex in an indescribable way.

It can be used as a noun, adjective, or adverb.

He is swasexual.
He has swagsexuality.
He is being swagsexul.
"You're looking very swagsexual today."

by Swagsexual November 25, 2013