Skullfucker

Anyone who is currently riding the hobby horse with the cute blue guy from PVP.
Anyone who DESIRES to ride the hobby horse with said cute blue guy.

Man that Robbie is such a Skullfucker.

by Kix May 4, 2004

Skullfuck Wizard 9000

Evil wizard. Created by Hal 9000 to be his sex slave and chess companion. Masturbate daily to avoid encountering. Recently made America's most wanted list and became a finalist on America's Next Top Model (of Fuck Wizards).

Skullfuck Wizard 9000 is a particularly evil model of the 9000 series of Fuck Wizards.

Me: I love you, Skull Fuck Wizard 9000.
Skullfuck Wizard 9000: I know.

by Fart Prince November 20, 2015

King Kong Skullfuck

Facefucking someone while you pry their jaw open with your hands sometimes resulting in broken jaw. A reference to the scene in Peter Jackson’s King Kong (2005) in which King Kong pries a T. Rex’s jaws apart so far it completely snaps the T. Rex’s skull.

If you King Kong Skullfuck a woman your going to jail, breaking jaws is serious business

by Lucas Hood April 5, 2021

Skullfuck

In the context of playing the game Skull, to heavily entice, bait, or bamboozle another player into flipping your skull (especially when they are on the verge of getting a point), thus screwing them over, or otherwise fucking them.

I was about to win the daily game of skull until I got skullfucked and lost my last flower.

by PlatypusKarl March 25, 2024

SkullFuck Brain Surprise

What happens when I sniff Grag

Shit MuckyClaire that seriously SkullFuck Brain Surprised me!

by MuckyMike November 4, 2010

skullfuck

when you fuck someone in the eye socket

im going to skullfuck that pirate

by tubular tits December 13, 2018

Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfuck

When you're skullfucking a girl so hard that it starts to elongate the back of her head causing her to look like she's from the worst Indiana Jones movie.

Joe: Dude what's wrong with Sarah's head?
Matt: I Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfucked her last night
*high five*

by Nard Master February 27, 2017