Skullfucker

Anyone who is currently riding the hobby horse with the cute blue guy from PVP.
Anyone who DESIRES to ride the hobby horse with said cute blue guy.

Man that Robbie is such a Skullfucker.

by Kix May 4, 2004

Skullfuck Wizard 9000

Evil wizard. Created by Hal 9000 to be his sex slave and chess companion. Masturbate daily to avoid encountering. Recently made America's most wanted list and became a finalist on America's Next Top Model (of Fuck Wizards).

Skullfuck Wizard 9000 is a particularly evil model of the 9000 series of Fuck Wizards.

Me: I love you, Skull Fuck Wizard 9000.
Skullfuck Wizard 9000: I know.

by Fart Prince November 20, 2015

King Kong Skullfuck

Facefucking someone while you pry their jaw open with your hands sometimes resulting in broken jaw. A reference to the scene in Peter Jackson’s King Kong (2005) in which King Kong pries a T. Rex’s jaws apart so far it completely snaps the T. Rex’s skull.

If you King Kong Skullfuck a woman your going to jail, breaking jaws is serious business

by Lucas Hood April 5, 2021

SkullFuck Brain Surprise

What happens when I sniff Grag

Shit MuckyClaire that seriously SkullFuck Brain Surprised me!

by MuckyMike November 4, 2010

DarkTurtle Skullfuck

The action of inserting one's erect penis into the eye-socket of another person and proceeding to thrust your hips back and forth, thereby "fucking" their skull. However, it includes using turtle elixir skills to fuck.

"Watch while I DarkTurtle skullfuck you.'

by xdtx August 25, 2009

skullfuck

when you fuck someone in the eye socket

im going to skullfuck that pirate

by tubular tits December 13, 2018

Skullfuck

In the context of playing the game Skull, to heavily entice, bait, or bamboozle another player into flipping your skull (especially when they are on the verge of getting a point), thus screwing them over, or otherwise fucking them.

I was about to win the daily game of skull until I got skullfucked and lost my last flower.

by PlatypusKarl March 25, 2024