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throwing skittles

to vigorously jack off alone and blow your load everywhere leaving the sticky substance behind like skittles leave behind on your hand when they are warm.
Jack: Dude, last night Tina wouldn't let me give it to her hard so I was throwing skittles all night.
Thom: Oh, wow dude. You must've been pretty desperate.

atomic skittle 

when you fart with your bare ass directly on a person's face.
typically and most easily performed when victim is unconscious.
the fart should saturate the nostrils enough to leave a sharp resinous tang for a few hours, or until victim is conscious.
Friend who wakes up in the morning says: "Yo, why does everything I eat taste like shit?" or "What the fuck? Who the fuck farted in here?" or simply "I feel dirty."

You: "That's cuz when you were out I farted right on your face bro."

Friend: "Seriously dude? We said no atomic skittles last nite."

skittle tittle

Someone who puts skittles on their nipples and has middle-aged Asian men remove them with their ass cheeks.
"Hey! What were you up to last night?"
"Oh, Ching Ho just gave me the juiciest skittle tittle in the world"
skittle tittle by Thetittietwister January 19, 2014

adult skittle 

pharmaceutically generated pill, the purpose of which is to take"the edge off" a grown up anxiety-laden event such as:

1.)colonoscopy
2.)IRS audit
3.)inlaw visit
4.)Kenny G concert
You cannot get me on a plane until I have taken my adult skittle.

skittledicking 

The act of putting skittles in your foreskin before getting a blow job.
I totally gave that bitch a a skittledicking, she tasted the rainbow if you know what I mean!
skittledicking by Super Man222 June 26, 2008

foreskin skittles 

The act of hoarding skittles in foreskin of penis in order to erupt a taste of flavor once penis is erect during the act of falatio.
"She didn't want to go down on me until I mentioned I had foreskin skittles."