Simpleton in Chief

Another apt nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

Tweeting away the hours while watching Fox News, the Simpleton in Chief desperately longs for an identity beyond his as a fake Forbes tycoon.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019

ignorant simpleton

a simple ton is a person who does not realize how dumb they are but are really dumb and immature.

T giggles is an ignorant simpleton, he knows nothing.

by burrman23 April 06, 2010

Simpleton of Wellington

A foolish person

Adam Cordy is the Simpleton of Wellington

by The imple December 17, 2019

Colonial Simpleton

A colonial house, usually a very simple and boring one with dull features.

A simple colonial style house.

Simply put: an ugly ass house

Guy 1: your house is hideous.
Guy 2: it's a pig with lipstick!
Guy 3: its a colonial simpleton!
Homeowner: screw you guys my house is a peice of history!

by colonialhouse February 28, 2017

The Mayor of Simpleton

Someone so simple minded that they would be elected Mayor of Simpleton, fictional town of simple minded folk.

Art would win an election for Mayor of Simpleton by a landslide.

by Mayor Art June 24, 2005

Simpleton Jake

Like my orange juice
like my water
like my world of tanks

hate my brother
hate the women

Simpleton Jake is a simple jake who likes his orange juice

by David Spy February 12, 2021

Edward Simpleton

Edward simpleton is Maidstones biggest melt and he likes to ram it up Fabian’s tight pussy. James Bevan also likes to join in occasionally

Bill Calvert raped Edward simpleton in the maths department

by Edward simpson February 04, 2022