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The Simon Special

A secret menu item served at McDonald. It contains two cheeseburgers, two McChickens, a large fry, and a large Coke.
Z: "He is getting The Simon Special, again."

T: "He is so thick!"

Z: "And thick-headed too. He only got a 13 on the ACT."
T: "Really? That is borderline retarded."
by SugaMama420 September 30, 2015
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Simon Sawyer

Simon sawyer is gay. My mom told me.
by Nothomosexualbean February 20, 2022
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Gene Simmon's Tongue

Anatomy as stated. His tongue has seen, touched and been places many of us have only read about it books. It is an unstoppable force of nature and should be revered and celebrated as an icon and international symbol of peace.
I'm not sure what to do this weekend, but I can guarantee that I will let Gene Simmon's Tongue be my guide!
by WayneDarcy September 12, 2009
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Simon Says - B & C

The First Australian Style Fast Food Restaurant in the world with a different dynamic of food cruisine. after 233 years later Australia has its own style of food.
Australia is not a country that build by one race. many races contributed and australia born. over the years all we have seen is "following of another countries food trend or style"
but simon says has combined over 70 countires ingridients and australian bush herbs and intrduced a new dynamic of food style, which is now know as "australian style fast food"
Simon says - B & C also introduced the most expensive burger in the world. Now Australia holds that title.
who is the Forefather of the Australian style firts food. Answer is - Simon says - B & C
by #Simonsaysburger January 6, 2021
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Simon Sex

Having sex while the chosen partner; "Simon" gets to shout out different positions, and the other partner has less then 30 seconds to perform. Gets progressivly tougher. If they fail they get punched in the face.
Guy 1: So last night during simon sex with my girl, I only got through 4 positions before I got a punch in the face!

Guy 2: Tough shit man....
by Team KC January 9, 2009
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