shafia

beautiful kind girl. who doesnt know how much people love her

oh i love shafia but she doesnt know that.

by Laiba♥♥♥ January 20, 2018

Shafi

The person who will act as an intercessor between you and God. He who will ask forgiveness from God on your behalf.

Friend 1: Dude, Lets rob that necklace from the store.
Friend 2: No! I am not gonna do this anymore.
Friend 1: Why? We are having fun right?
Friend 2: Have you ever thought who will be your "Shafi" (Intercessor) in doomsday? Dude repent! It's still not late.

by Taylor Adams January 10, 2012

schafeservation

random interjection in a conversation that's sole purpose is to state something obvious or ask an obvious question.

While watching the news with a group of friends someone asks: "Andrea, did you hear about what happened at Virginia Tech?! It was awful!" Then Andrea replies: "Why YES! Thanks for that schafeservation..."

by Michael Schaffer May 31, 2007

Shaffstalled

The level of intoxication at which a person has lost virtually all coordination (and/or dignity). Begins to occur about 5 drinks after crunk. Broken glass, public napping, and embarrassing facebook photos typically result.

"Will you judge me if I get completely shaffstalled tonight? It's been a really long week."

"Ughh, where am I? And why is my foot bleeding? I must have been so shaffstalled last night..."

by LP$ October 9, 2009

Bawls Shaffin'

1. What you call the most legit white guy in your crew

2. Slang for hittin' bitches, gettin' in their britches, smokin' blunts and fu...treating women appropriately.

Yo man, you see that guy? Bawls Shaffin'. Need I say more?

I was bawls shaffin' all day, erryday.

by Walter Mondalegribble June 15, 2011

Shaf

Name given to one who does well at almost everything and is smart, cunning, good-looking, shy and loyal.

This guy is so amazing; what a shaf!

by Neverland19 September 5, 2011

anal schaf

the process of inserting a small bottle up one's own anus or anal canal.
Plural-anal schaffing- the process of insurting multiple items up one's anal passage

im up for sum anal schaffing are you?

What's the deepest anal schaffing you've ever acheived?

by Magsta----> January 16, 2007