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Siberian Snowstorm

When an individual is laying on his back masturbating, and just before he ejaculates, he rolls his legs up over his shoulders so the cum drips on his face. Also known as "pulling a deep abyss" because doing so can get you into such a deep hole of homosexuality, no degree of heterosexual acts or "no homo" exclamations can dig you out.
Person A: Sorry I'm late, I got caught in a Siberian Snowstorm.
Person B: What's all that white stuff on your face........?
by Bunsack McGoo January 5, 2009
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Siberious

A word that replaces "Serious". Often used when a situation is completely ridiculous.
by Do It Big March 13, 2009
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Siberian Sack Lunch

Can only be performed when it is very cold. A man's ball sac must be cold and pulled up very tightly. A girl then puts the man's balls in her mouth and sucks them until they are warm enough that they become very saggy again. The girl cannot take the balls out of her mouth until they are completely saggy, otherwise it is not a true Siberian Sack Lunch.
After we went snowboarding all day, I gave my girlfriend a nice Siberian Sack Lunch.
by KenyanSlumberParty February 20, 2009
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Siberian Husky Brothers

It's totally when you and your best bro bang the same chick within 72 hours without knowing the other did. Similar to eskimo brothers.
Luke and Andre became Siberian Husky Brothers last week at the company retreat. Sandra is such a whore.
by TV's LW March 21, 2010
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siberian fishstick

A sexual act in which the dude wraps his dick with an ice pack for 20 mins, then uses his ice-cold cock to bang the chick.
"I gave that bitch a siberian fishstick last night, and she was complaining about frostbite all morning."
by sven534 May 31, 2009
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Siberian tour

1. When a popular-in-the-past band goes on tour to the middle of nowhere to get some money.

2. When a band goes on tour to the middle of nowhere promised by a local show manager to meet amazing fanbase there and the tour results in moslty empty venue.

From rus. Sibiskiye Gastroli (Сибирские гастроли).
- Do you remember Scorpions?
- Do they still exist?
- They went on siberian tour to Russia again. *snap*
by xelectriquex January 11, 2013
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siberian chode

An irregularly sized penis that has a greater width than length. The siberian chode tends to have many boyles and bumps towards the upper shaft and into the urethra. The semen produced from this estranged penis is highly acidic and has been known to cause burns inside of women. The siberian mosquito is a common carrier of the virus that causes this fucked up dick.
My friend Chris tore up Ariel with his siberian chode last night
by Forndog Millionaire April 11, 2014
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