Salahi

When someone shows up at an event without an official invitation from the host(s).

"I can't believe she didn't invite me to her party after 5 years of friendship! I'm going to Salahi it, that'll show her."

"Let's Salahi that sold-out concert; no one will ever notice us in the crowd anyway."

Coworker: "Want to meet up with some of us before the holiday party to see some old friends?"
Former coworker: "The holiday party is that night?? Maybe I'll Salahi that!"

by blueiris17 December 2, 2009

salacious

a sophisticated way to say sleazy; sexual in a vulgar or overdone way.

“Mr. Thomas, my good man, are you still seeing that salacious young socialite?”
“Why yes, Dick, I am!”
“Oh, you dog!”

by masokitty August 5, 2018

True salad

True Salad: expressing ones agreement with a statement. used like "word" when you want to agree with what someone has said.

Bob: Yeah, that one math test was impossible.

Jimmy: True salad.

Matt: I don't get why the answer is 4?
Tim: Because its 2+2
Matt: Oh yeah... true salad

by harry ballzonja March 3, 2011

Muddy salad

Sticking marijuana in another’s asshole and eating it out in a gentle manner

“Just gave that kid a muddy salad in DeSoto”

by Srhsandshit December 9, 2018

Ross the Salad

To lick the sinus hole in pleasure while fingering the penis hole

Yes I think I’ll Ross the salad

by rossydear January 18, 2021

salade

(n) A game where you take object like a crushed pop can or a hacky sack, and you kick the object through the legs of another participant. The other players then yell "Salade" (pronounced "sal-lad" ) and kick the person until they reach "home" which can be a tree or a door or a wall, etc.

(Originally an East Toronto game from the mid 1980's, which is still played today. Usually is banned by the school after a student breaks their arm, leg, gets a collapsed lung, etc.)

I'm bored, find a can, let's play Salade!

by MoebiusStrip February 27, 2005

Salad Bag

The act of jacking off into a girl's purse(unbeknownst to her) and then shaking it up to mingle with its contents.

My girlfriend wouldn't blow me last night, so when she went to take a dump I gave her a salad bag.

by DurtyDan July 20, 2009