Shum Gargler

Occurs when a woman of questionable judgment places collected samplings of shum into her mouth, tilts her head back and procedes to gargle said shum for an indeterminate amount of time (generally until vomiting occurs)

Whenever that MILF gets drunk, she turns into a shum gargler!

by Eric the Terrible January 21, 2010

shum life

a way of life, it means no worries. A person, that lives their life the way they want.

this is the shum life!

by ;)kristen August 23, 2011

Hum Shum

A girlfriend

My son just got a new Hum Shum. She is a hottie!

by King Big Daddy March 21, 2014

Shum Egg Bald

a nickname for Stanley Shum, who has another nickname, Shum Egg.
this word makes people understand his body and his hair(none)

Today is Shum egg bald's lesson!
Shum egg bald always tell us to "shut your mouth"

by KonS_3quences October 9, 2023

shum

the shit and cum mix and run out of the girls asshole, thus the name shum

i sure love the smile on my gurls face when she feels the shum come flowing from her asshole!!

by coolrelax69 March 17, 2005

Shum Tingz

A chick who is hot to death

My God, did you see, Amber? She is shum tingz!

by Annon October 31, 2003

shum wad

A wad of shit and cum, that gets churned together inside the asshole before it flys out

After i fucked that whores asshole, when she farted the shum wad shot out like a bullet, which smacked the wall and splattered

by Geno Laquisha May 30, 2008