Shuke

A state whereupon you must shit and puke simultaneously, thereby rendering each task impossible until the desire to shuke dissipates.

I drank myself stupid, I was on the porcelain throne at 3am holding a bucket and trying not to shuke.

by the odd house October 22, 2010

Shuke

When you shit and puke at the same time.

God dammit John did you shuke yourself again?!

by @capo_raps on IG April 23, 2020

Shuke

When you poo and be sick at the same time.

"OMG i was so wasted last night, i shuked in a park"

Guy 1 "Was that a fart or was it just sick?"

Guy 2 "No, i accidently shuked"

by Harry Shukebum Pooter January 23, 2011