Shroom Soup

The state of ones brain after a weekend of enjoying mushrooms

Boss: “Hey fellas, how was camping?”
Lad A: “off tap, but my head is a can of shroom soup!”

by Snelper July 20, 2019

shoot sum

when you ask a girl for an arch pic in a subtle way

“shoot sum”
“huh?”
“arch pic bae”

by coochiedestroyer1 April 9, 2023

Shoot snoot

shoot snoot /SHUTE-snute/, verb
1. To shoot nasal mucus
2. To shave by firing a gun
3. To cut a sunflower down the middle with a machete
4. To turn dark gray.

1. When I shoot snoot, it is always vitreous.
2. I had to shoot snoot this morning.

by Sodium Thallium E! October 16, 2007

shoot & scoot

shoot and scoot means for a guy to have a cumgasm in another dude's mouth or asshole and then leave. abruptly.

I was in a hurry this morning in the cadet showers, so I just had to shoot & scoot!

by USAF Cadet July 28, 2021

shoot some jimmys

When wanna-be basketball think they're awesome and call jump shots "jimmys"

hey man, wanna skip studying to shoot some jimmys yo

by anishta April 19, 2010

Skroot skroot

An excellent way to get out of an awkward situation

"Wow this is so awkward"
"Yeah let's skroot skroot out of here"

by iamp3n15 May 31, 2019

shoot shards

Administering crystal methamphetamine into the system intravenously.

I don't smoke dope. Bitch, I shoot shards.

by Smokedopeeveryday September 1, 2020