Schroeder

A Schroeder is a penile erection that is so taut, so skin tight, that it stretches the skin on your forehead.

Dude, that girl gave me a Schroeder so bad my forehead hurt!

by DigitalR3x November 27, 2015

Shoe on Head

An method of identify verification that began on 4chan in the mid-2000s of verifying a poster claiming to be female is in fact, female, and not using someone's stolen photos. To request "shoe on head" is a request that the user take a picture of themselves on the spot, with their shoe on their head, which is a very random thing to do, and therefore prove they are as attractive as they claim to be.

Anon1: Hello boys, I'm Ashley and these are my photos, don't you think I'm hot?
Anon2: Shoe on head
Anon1: I'm sorry I'm not here to be questioned!
Anon3: Gtfo fgt

by Levontaun November 9, 2022

schroeder

The word is used as a noun or a verb. To schroeder someone is to buttfuck a dead man. And a schroeder is a sick perverted

Kelly: Your going to have to schroeder him really fast.
Cyle: Ya I know I see someone coming!

Kelsie: I hate this kid, he's always touching my vag.
Tom: Wow what a schroeder.

by ConnerUnitNeverTangos June 27, 2009

shoe shiner

1. A person that shines shoes.
2. A person in the workplace which submits to every request made by a superior in an effort to be the favourite.
3. A teacher's pet.
4. Tommy (Joe Pecsi) in 'Goodfellas'.

Lorenzo: Yea, yea, yeah! Let me get that for ya, Mike!
<Lorenzo opens the door for Mike>
Guy1: You see that? What a shoe shiner!

by hairlessfrank April 21, 2012

Shoefucker

The urge to fuck someone so bad you would fuck anything pertaining to them, including their shoe.

I am so hot for him, I would willingly become a shoefucker.

by spunkynms May 29, 2009

what can you do when you live in a shoe?

What can you do when you live in a shoe? Save up your loot and move to a boot.

What can you do when you live in a shoe? Save up your loot and move to a boot.

by N. Way March 31, 2020

shoe-down

Sport invented by Rohit Saxena; with Jen Hiscock; on a camping trip.

Involves someone throwing a frisbee into the air and people trying to hit it with their shoes. Different amounts of points are awarded for the different methods of downing the frisbee.

Can be adapted to a drinking game.

Guys let's all go play Shoedown!

by CarletonShad2k4 August 2, 2004