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Snore Whore

A girl or guy who spends a large portion of the day sleeping, and often times sleeps at times when they really should be awake. When they are awake you can be sure that they are making the most out of every moment, living life with much energy and passion. A snore whore is a special person to have in your life because if they are with you instead of sleeping you can be sure that they really care about you.
Guy- Damn where's Katrina she hasn't been online all day
Guy 2- Dude she's probably asleep she's always
Guy- She's always asleep, frigin' snore whore
Guy 2-Yeah, I love her ass
Guy-I love her ass too
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Shoe Whore

A woman (or man..) who resorts to buying shoes for sexual pleasure, becoming gradually addicted until the floor of the wardrobe cannot be seen under the waves of shoes...

May also resort to buying shoes to wear on hands and ears.
"Just these please" (lifts up 6 pairs of shoes)

"I'm sorry madam, I am going to have to refer you to a Psychotherapist, you're clearly a Shoe Whore"

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Outside Store

"OH MY GOD! LOOK AT THAT FREAKIN' SHOE WHORE!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA SHOOOEEE WHHOOORRRE!!!"

(embarrassed shoe buyer bursts into tears and rubs shoes for comfort)
by randomflapjack March 23, 2008
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shoe whore

a woman that will get with every shoe in her closet and or store that she can get her hands on
"i'm such a shoe whore! i bought three pairs of shoes in an hour"

"i'm such a shoe whore i can't even see my closet anymore without stepping on a stiletto!
by areola twins June 28, 2008
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Shoe Whore

A type of whore who donates her shoe(s) to engage in sexual activity other than herself.
omg! i looked up that alley and theres a guy fucking a shoe, obv the work of the shoe whore.
by Fowley + Jenn January 26, 2007
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store whore

a girl that frequently visits your place of business and does not buy a damn thing and love's to bitch about something you don't care about.
Store whore is walking this way. You gotta talk to her this time, I can't stand listening to her complain about her lack of dickincider.
by bedubyah August 28, 2007
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Store Whore

A store whore is Someone who spends hours in stores practically torturing themselves staring at things they will never be Able to buy because they are so expensive!
Ray spent 3 hours in an apple retail store staring at a 20# Imac...
"What a store whore"
by le penis head November 19, 2009
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Store Whore

Somone who hangs out in front of a store such as seven eleven, until they are asked to leave, and then move to another store, and so on.
Dude, check out that guy, hes such a store whore.
by galthor May 16, 2009
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