shoeshine
An exclamatory response after one is thoroughly insulted. Can be done by the offending party, but is more effective when a third party engages in the call or yell.
Fat boy 1: I must be losing weight, I've been sweating all day!
Fat boy 2:It doesn't count if you sweat from eating!
Fat boy 3: SHOESHINE!!!
Fat boy 2:It doesn't count if you sweat from eating!
Fat boy 3: SHOESHINE!!!
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