Shoot Me Straight

Shoot someone so much they get turned gay

Person 1: Damn it Tom, Shoot me damn it!
Person 2: Oh yeah i will
Person 1: Shoot Me Straight

by mysterado May 20, 2019

shoot me please

When a face palm does not cut it.

Voting for obama was so fucking stupid shoot me please.

by datguywhodidntvoteforobama November 18, 2013

shoot me my ones

When a Person of color is positive they would win a street brawl and they want to humiliate their opponents

Aye n*gga ,Shoot me my ones, Wassup lil n*gga

by zacoda25Robinson January 23, 2018

Shoot Me Now

what you say when you live in, or around the campbelltown, western sydny region.

i fucking hate life. neeerrr shoot me now

by ladlan October 16, 2008

shock me like an electric eel

when a girl fucks a guy with a strap-on electric vibrator.

guy: "oooh, girl, shock me like an electric eel."
(girl then puts on strap-on vibrator, and anally fucks him)

by Rohypnol October 21, 2008

Shoot me up

1:to shoot semen all over

2:to nut
3: fellatio

Damn,Jake just shoot me up last night

by Theshitposter11 June 20, 2019

Shoot me straight

Something somebody who ought to take their own suggestion rather than demand it of others would say.

Shoot me straight yourself, chicken shot.

by Solid Mantis May 5, 2019