Gossip Sneezer

Someone that listens to (sniffs up) gossip and spreads it around to other people (sneezes it out)

Boy: I told my homeboys what you said

Girl: I told you that secret in confidence! You’re such a gossip sneezer

by Kaila Cole August 13, 2019

nothing to sneeze at

A true challenge; not to be taken lightly.

While Mike tyson is no longer world champion caliber, he's nothing to sneeze at.

by Jeff June 25, 2004

Sneeze Freeze

The frozen and contorted, usually mildly retarded looking, facial expression one makes for a few seconds before they let out a sneeze or when experiencing a "Sneezus Interruptus".

Check out his Sneeze Freeze. Take cover, it's going to be a BIG one!

Dude, you have an extreme squishy face you're sneeze freezing!

Bob: You were going to sneeze but it got away, huh?
Dave: How did you know?
Bob: I saw your sneeze freeze.

by Jack Chau January 27, 2011

Dad Sneeze

A sneeze so loud that it makes you jump out of fear for your life. The more decibels the better.

Oh my God my ears are ringing after that sneeze! Oh, typical dad sneeze.

by dobbari May 23, 2019

sneeze breeze

A sneeze breeze is the gust of air that comes from the mouth/nose of a person who is sneezing nearby. It is especially offensive if it is felt by a person standing nearby the sneezer.

I was sitting in front of Evan in class when all of a sudden I heard him sneeze and, to top it off, felt his sneeze breeze on the back of my neck.

by walkthewire December 4, 2009

Sneezestipated

You know that feeling when you really have to sneeze but it just won't come? Well now it has a word. Sneezestipation is a problem experienced by millions, lets spread the word. Literally...the word.

Pepe: What's wrong?
Sneezestipated Pepe: Ah...ah...ah....
Sneezestipated Pepe: Damn it I can't sneeze! I've been so sneezestipated lately.
Pepe: Aw that sucks!

by mugglesarentreal February 2, 2016

street sneeze

Something you wish to avoid on a busy street and have to make a B line to do so .

Random individual dressed in charity shop Brown asking everyone at the top of their lungs if you need a " Big Tissue ?".
( must walk round that street sneeze )
I don't need a Big Tissue .

by Trentbridge Troll July 23, 2015