A type of cloth-dwelling mongrel notable for its prominent beard and hairy jowls. It requires moderate to heavy exercise, and is particularly fond of a one-handed rough-up.
Harry Wharton: "I say, Bunter, that ruddy bully has taken orf with your cream bun!"
Billy Bunter: "Ah yes, but little does the blighter know said cream is in fact a generous dollop of fuck chuck, supplied by none other than my faithful trouser schnauzer in anticipation of such unwanted liberation. Woot!"
Billy Bunter: "Ah yes, but little does the blighter know said cream is in fact a generous dollop of fuck chuck, supplied by none other than my faithful trouser schnauzer in anticipation of such unwanted liberation. Woot!"
by Mr Marky January 30, 2008
Get the trouser schnauzer mug.The act of collecting and bagging, in an oversized zip-lock, dog poop. Said bagged poop is then placed on your woman's bare backside, preferably slightly north of the crack after commencement of sexual foreplay and while the woman is prone on her stomach. The man places his erection between the woman's fanny cheeks and proceeds to dry hump like a dog, all the while maintaining contact with aforemetioned said bag of shit. Upon climax, the man suddenly drops all of his weight on the woman thereby breaking the seal on the oversized zip-lock spraying canine feces on her and him.
It wasn't the Dirty Schnauzer that pissed her off, it was when I kept saying, "Paging Doogy Schauzer, paging Doogy Schnauzer
by petebrew February 23, 2011
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ADJECTIVE: Used in conjunction with "pop" and "dang" to describe something incredible.
NOTE: this word should only be used when mimicking a hill-billy (yokel, redneck). Of course if you fit in these categories, feel free to use at your discretion.
NOTE: this word should only be used when mimicking a hill-billy (yokel, redneck). Of course if you fit in these categories, feel free to use at your discretion.
by Rockin! July 9, 2007
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Get the shnuzzling mug.You are looking very schnauzzy tonight there Steve, what with your new haircut and shirt and all the rest.
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Get the shnaz mug.Sexiest man alive. His dashing good looks that include his hair, eyes and his smile can steal your heart. He is joyful and is a lot of fun to be around. Once someone falls for him, there’s no looking back.
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