shlong bot

A shlong bot is a super sexy fuck machine with abs.

"Wow that guy is an ultra mega shlong bot.'

by shnukertown69 September 22, 2011

Shlong Sisters

The female equivalent of "Tunnel Buddies". When two females have had coitus with the same male ( not necessarily at the same time).

Stav: Omg did you hear that Shay and Maya both had sex with Harel!1!1!1
Tamar: So are they Shlong Sisters?
Stav: Yup!1!1!

by shlongsisters May 7, 2021

Big Shlong Lee

A Hebrew person who refers to their genitalia as a "shlong," and proceeds to refer to themselves, as "Big Shlong Lee"

Guy: Here comes Gerald
Woman: He prefers to be called, Big Shlong Lee
Guy: Why?
Gerald: *Pulls out his shlong*
Guy: Well damn

by Strickays September 5, 2017

donkey shlong

a shlong that resembles the size of a donkey's wang.

dude, dont make me whip out my donkey shlong.

or, gobble my donkey shlong.

or, who's in the need of a good donkey shlongin'?

or get that donkey shlong away from me.

by hoboman September 12, 2003

Shlong

What you say when you see a dick so well hung, you condense the phrase "Shit that's long" to shlong.

I had one NICE ride on that shlong.

by anstsabvrhsn February 23, 2010

Shmoney

Money earned on the hush hush.

Hence "Shhh...Money". Shmoney

"I've been selling crack since like the fifth grade. Gave a little bit of Shmoney to my mom"

by otymartin October 4, 2016

shlong

a shlong is a long penis that appeals to everyone. a nice shlong is 13+ inches. It seduces anyone and everyone in a 5km radius. shlongs are very rare so when u see one, let it touch you. Caress it. Enjoy it while it lasts.

mike- hey jim i heard you have a shlong
jim- yeah u wanna see?
mike- yeah
jim *shows shlong*
mike- instantly falls in love

by monet is that bitch June 28, 2020