shmeggle

The act of having anal sex with one's mom and becoming your step dad in one swift motion.

person 1: Yo Alec wants to shmeggle into my family
person 2: damn bro that sucks

by shmeggle 4 fun July 7, 2011

shegging

Shegging is an advanced form of negging resulting in shagging.

The attribute of a shegger is the ability to put her down to make her go down.

Once you have mastered the ability to undermine a womans confidence, disarming her feline powers, only to use them against her, you are eligible for the title of a shegger. Negging is the tactic. Shagging is the goal.

Girl 1: Seamus was such a dick to you last night
Girl 2: Yeah i known, but ......
Girl 1: No way, did you sleep with him
Girl 2: I was proving him wrong. He said I would be a lazy lay.... fuck, he was shegging me

by Some mate1 October 22, 2017

splegg

I’ll beat u in splegg and use my blaze gun stick it up ur ass and fire some eggs

Ezkimo: 10v10?
_INGRAM_: I’ll splegg you

by spleggman1873 September 16, 2018

sheggy

its a scottish slang for something is shit.

awww that reaks of sheggy!
or your talkin sheggy!

by TR1LL-- C33 June 26, 2008

Shleggings

These bitch ass leggings start at the hips and end just below the patellas.

Her calves look hella toned in those shleggings.

by Thepatella April 26, 2015

sleggin

To insult your friend, but not mean anything by it.

You couldn't get laid in a female prison with a food parcel.......only sleggin mate

by dreamtunnel February 7, 2017

sleggers

Old saggy tits

Look at the sleggers on that bird

Nan! put your sleggers away!

by Dee Doubleya December 12, 2017