shitload of fuck

An expletive phrase that every angry reviewer of bad video games is required to use by law. Failure to do so results in a fine and up to 3 years in a federal prison.

See also: fuckballs, fuckin' sucks, suckin' fucks, sucks monkey fuck.

"SHITLOAD OF FUCK!!!!!!"
-Angry Video Game Nerd

"SHITLOAD OF FUCK!!!!!"
-Irate Gamer, the fucking poser that he is

by agwellin January 3, 2008

shitload of fuck

(n)

1.) A whole bunch of nonsense, fallacy, and plain old bullshit.

2.) Something so ridiculous, meaningless, nonsensical and/or out of context that you cannot comprehend the reason why it was made or put there.

3.) Something that just really really sucks.

1. *talking to boss* - "Those rumors you hear about me slacking off are just a shitload of fuck, I do more work than half the people here."

2. In Far Cry, some of the things you have to do to beat the levels are just a shitload of fuck.

3. *on the way to a concert, the car stalls out* - "Well this is just a shitload of fuck."

by Fan of Gwar October 1, 2006

shitload of fuck

Phrase used to describe something that is really bad or undesirable.

Mike: Dude, can you believe this game?
James: No, it's such a shitload of fuck!

by Fred Gorut November 1, 2013

Shitload of Fuck Moment

A moment where something happens that seems so improbable, so unpredictable, so unfair, that it seems like life is just trying to bitch-slap you across the face, for no real reason.

Man A: "yeah so i was walking home today, and some crazy lady knees me in the balls, and tells me i better pay child support soon! Ive never even met her!"
Man B: "that sounds like a real Shitload of Fuck Moment."

by CosmicBig Mike October 20, 2010

Shitload of Bordom

When life seems so boring that it feels like you have too much free on your hands and nothing to do, you are just have a shitload of bordom

dude #1: Hey man whats you been doing this pass two weeks?
dude #2: Hanging out with Stella you know the usual, and you?
dude #1: well lets just say my weekend had a shitload of bordom...
dude #3: what the shomk am I doing here???

by Vapri June 8, 2010

Shitload of snails

Just like a flock of geese or a pack of wolves, the term “shitload” is used to define three or more snails.

Hey Paul, did you see that shitload of snails crossing the road?

by Gotcha126 April 21, 2018

Shitload of Fuck

"Shitload of fuck" is a term that the Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN for short) says in his earlier episodes, specifically the ones prior to episode 100.

"What a shitload of fuck."
-The Nerd

by some dumb man February 20, 2021