1) Joe: "What does he do for a living?"
Bob: "He shitfucks"
2) Joe: "I didn't hear you, sorry"
Bob: "That's because your a bloody shitfucker"
Bob: "He shitfucks"
2) Joe: "I didn't hear you, sorry"
Bob: "That's because your a bloody shitfucker"
by Cannone June 22, 2006
“Zach, would you like to get shitfucked tonight?” .
*nods* “I’d love to get shitfucked Mileena”.
Alternatively
“Shitfucked?
“Shitfucked!”
*nods* “I’d love to get shitfucked Mileena”.
Alternatively
“Shitfucked?
“Shitfucked!”
by Gasstationpussy November 20, 2021
Standstill traffic that pisses you off because you could have gone a different way. Referring especially to cities with ridiculous amounts of traffic like Atlanta and L.A.
by Red D April 15, 2008
1. v. an exclamation of angst and aggressive emotions toward an inconvenience.
2. n. a person of low social status due to his or her negative attitude toward his or her peers/environment.
3. n. a truly unsatisfactory session of intercourse.
4. adj. pertaining to shittyness and fuckery in the chosen subject.
4. adv. a quality in a performance that is lower than that of shitty.
2. n. a person of low social status due to his or her negative attitude toward his or her peers/environment.
3. n. a truly unsatisfactory session of intercourse.
4. adj. pertaining to shittyness and fuckery in the chosen subject.
4. adv. a quality in a performance that is lower than that of shitty.
1. "shitfuck! that was due today?!"
2. "yeah man, watch out, he's being a total shitfuck today."
3. "nah, it was a shitfuck, I won't be seeing her again anytime soon."
2. "yeah man, watch out, he's being a total shitfuck today."
3. "nah, it was a shitfuck, I won't be seeing her again anytime soon."
by chmrvhg October 04, 2011
When you are taking a rather large size shit and it gets sucked back up your butt which may feel like you are getting raped in the asshole.
One day i was sitting on the the toilet and i was taking a shit. This wasnt any old shit. This was a old,smelly,corny,crust,terrible shit. then suddenly, i couldnt push it out anymore and it came right back in. it felt like i was getting raped by my old jailmate bubba. He was black and had a 12 inch cock....around. The bad part was that he wasnt using lube.... and that is what a shitfuck is. for more info type in poopfrik
by lingling maguyver August 05, 2008
a good term for all the other motorists (not you, of course..we know you're a great driver!)
but for everyone else on the road.
but for everyone else on the road.
Example: "You'd better not smash me, you shitfuck"
"This shitfuck bastard won't get out of my way and I need to get home and smoke!
"This shitfuck bastard won't get out of my way and I need to get home and smoke!
by pooooopyourpants September 16, 2011
by I peed my pant s June 18, 2019