Shit-ton 

two assloads

Steve had a shit-ton of dorritos last night

Shit-ton by nevynevynolegs November 1, 2017

Shit-ton 

The amount of a substance in pounds that can fit in a 30 square foot space as figured from the density of 2,000lbs of fecal matter.

2,250lbs is a shit-ton of LSD.

Shit-ton by Z28boi May 30, 2018

Shit-ton 

A prettylot is more than a little and less than a lot ( look it up). A shit-ton is more than a lot.

A tractor trailer holds a shit-Ton of merchandise.

Shit-ton by Yesway June 10, 2018

shit ton 

a lot

I have a shit ton of beers in my fridge.

shit ton by King Festus August 21, 2003

shit ton 

The imperial equivalent to a metric buttload.

Dude, there was a metric buttload of people at the party last night.

Well, I would have said a shit ton. I guess we're both right.

shit ton by djsyndo October 11, 2010

Shit ton 

Not just a large amount of something, but a gregarious amount of something you don't want. Similar, at least in idea, to too much.

One can't have a shit ton of money. One can, however, have a shit ton of ants in ones pants, or a shit ton of holes in a bag of money.

Upon entering my kitchen I noticed there were a shit ton of ants everywhere.

After taking my final exam, my friend and I concurred that there was a shit ton of material we did not know.

It takes a shit ton of gas to drive from California to New York and back.

Shit ton by BryceS47 February 18, 2009

Shit Ton 

At least two times a Shit Load. (must be greater then 17)

Casey has a shit ton of gay remarks.

Shit Ton by Nick A. Davis August 6, 2008