Shit Sandwich

Watching the Melbourne Football Club.

I was having a good day but then I watched a Melbourne game and ended up with a shit sandwich served on a silver platter.

by melbournelemons June 30, 2018

Shit sandwich

When you think you're done wiping, but out comes another turd onto the tp below, and you end up having to wipe again.

Damn, dude, that taco bell got me fucked up- thought I was done after 30 minutes of torture, but before I could flush I ended up making a shit sandwich.

by Toilenator October 11, 2018

Shit Sandwich

The act of eating ones ass after they’ve had a shit, but BEFORE they wipe their ass.

I made Martha a shit sandwich last night!

by Max Ruiz March 18, 2020

shit sandwich

A situation, when you are on the toilet and you accidentally stan up, without wiping out. Then your buttcheeks with the unwiped shit squish together creating a sort of "shit sandwich

-Where's Mark? He can't be pooping so long!
-He texted me. He made a shit sandwich and now need to clean his ass.

by bggh_martyka May 22, 2021

shit sandwich

Opposite of a compliment sandwich. A positive section sandwiched between two negative sections.

Ben Shapiro's movie reviews are shit sandwiches. He says the movies are bad, then describes good things, then repeats that they are bad.

by duggie2 November 7, 2025

shit sandwich breath

When someone opens their mouth to talk, and the smell is so rank, it smells like they ate a shit sandwich. They have shit sandwich breath.

Damn, Alan! Your breath is the worst! Smells like you have shit sandwich breath!

by Auntshel March 9, 2020

SHIT SANDWICH PARADOX

The SHIT SANDWICH has different parts explained by HEIGHT of the SHIT SANDWICH PARTS and the name of the PARTS.

MAKING A SHIT SANDWICHES

HIGHEST BREAD OF CHOICE ROOF
HIGHER CEILING OF BREAD
SHIT FECES EXCREMENT POOP CRAP CENTER
LOWER. FLOOR

LOWEST UNDER FLOOR

Here is the SHIT SANDWICH PARADOX where you are sitting in a BUILDING you can't see the outside of the BREAD which is the HIGHEST , you can see the HIGHER part though but in a SHIT SANDWICH you can't see the HIGHER PART. Again where you are sitting in the BUILDING you can see the LOWER part as the FLOOR but in the SHIT SANDWICH you can't see the LOWER PART because the SHIT IS COVERING IT and the LOWEST part in the BUILDING you can't see UNDER THE FLOOR BUTT in a SHIT SANDWICH you can see the LOWEST PART which is OUTSIDE THE SHIT SANDWICH so therefore YOU CAN'T MAKE A SHIT SANDWICH IN ANY BUILDING but the only thing is , it TURDS OUT the CENTER IS ALL SHIT without any SANDWICH you can't make in any BUILDING therefore you need to call the PEDOPHILE and not employ any REJECTION but that is a PARADOX too.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 15, 2021