Electronic shit sandwich

When a individual shits on a friends/persons laptop keyboard, then closes the screen.

My roommate passed out, so i ordered him an electronic shit sandwich on his desk while he was sleeping. Also known as (ESS)

by MattyDiesel November 12, 2010

dog shit sandwich

fresh dog poo between two pieces of white bread.

kids : dad whats for dinner?
dad: a DOG SHIT sandwich!

by Pollie D March 15, 2011

shit sandwich breath

When someone opens their mouth to talk, and the smell is so rank, it smells like they ate a shit sandwich. They have shit sandwich breath.

Damn, Alan! Your breath is the worst! Smells like you have shit sandwich breath!

by Auntshel March 09, 2020

Horse Shit Sandwich

When someone has such horrible breathe that it is compared to horse droppings on two pieces of bread.

Joe - "Dude, Cindy has terrible breathe"

Rob - "I know, its smells like she ate a horse shit sandwich.

by Justin Syder September 02, 2014

Feed them a Shit Sandwich

Going to make someone do something they won't want to do...

If that fucker don't stop dissin my gal I am gonna feed them a shit sandwich

by jclyow November 03, 2009

San Diego Shit Sandwich

A sexual accident which occurs when someone is performing cunnilingus on a female from the Baja region of Mexico. The female farts, which subsequently becomes a shart and the male ingests a portion of the stick suprise, much to his pleasure.

Hey dude, I had a delicious San Diego Shit Sandwich from Rosalita last night.

by GringoTENN January 19, 2009

San Diego Shit Sandwich

A sexual experience with a hispanic female in intestinal distress

When you're eating out a mexican from Tijuana and she let's loose a fart, which actually winds up being a shart and you ingest some of the sticky suprise, now that's a San Diego Shit Sandwich

by GringoTN April 04, 2009