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Scared shitless numerous times in a 24 hour period by the same person...
I usually drive but Last night I let friend drive and I seriously had a shit your pants capade by how many time I thought going to die, especially when she made a left at a long left turn sign and was going the wrong direction on the opposite side of the street.
by Roqem May 26, 2017
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'I will shit your pants', or variantly, 'I will piss your pants' is generalized, undefined threat, and is used in conversation.
by Omniv0r March 10, 2022
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the act of doing a dance while having diarrhea making you dance then dance again before finally shitting your pants. the actual shitting of your pants can vary it might be a little squeaker or it could be a full blown explosive black out diarrhea if this is the case the police might be after you because you most likely just killed who ever was in the room with you with your explosive, flammable diarrhea. The actual shitting of your pants is due to the dancing that had been happening earlier. Symptoms that dance dance shit your pants (DDSYP) is about to happen are: nausea, dancing with no control of your limbs, and a numb feeling in your lower extremities. A clear sign that the DDSYP is black out diarrhea is if start to spin uncontrollably, this due to the propulsion of the diarrhea. If you feel DDSYP coming on while at a club, highly populated party or family reunion get out of there because it will not end well.
(at a party)
Person 1: man i'm dancing with no control of my limbs and a numb feeling around my lower extremities
Person 2: are you spinning on your own?
Person 1: no it's uncontrollable
Person 2: OMG EVACUATE THE BUILDING THIS MAN HAS DANCE DANCE SHIT YOUR PANTS! LEAVE THE WEAK AND SMALL! EVERYBODY OUT!!!!!
Person 1: it's too late
(everyone dies)
by DDSYP case 0 November 15, 2010
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I shit my pants

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They saying you say when you just shit your pants. The term can also be used as, "I just shit my pants".
Jerry: Hey Thom!
Thom: I shit my pants.
by Idon'tknowanymore July 3, 2020
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a term used when overly exasperated about a certin situation. Another term used to sustitute "im freaking out"
Dude i almost shit my pants when Ryan Zimmerman was talking about his dragon drawing to me, what a fuckin crackasuckamuthafucka.
by Cracka ho November 9, 2006
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Someone who has had an accident in their pants and/or a retard

very common with babies
Hey! Matt just shit his pants! What a retard!
by CowsGoneWild February 20, 2007
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Don't shit your pants

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An extremely fun, challenging, survival horror game where you attempt the impossible... to not shit your pants!
Don't shit your pants is an excellent trainer for a toddler.
by white brown March 28, 2011
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