ship sailed

While getting a handie from your girlfriend while laying on your back inverted (like being on a decline bench at the gym) and she has you edged to the point of cumming but immediately water boards you and you don't know if you are gonna cum or die.

Last night was amazing. Angie ship sailed me to the point of climax. I didn't think I was gonna survive.

by Shtevun 69 June 29, 2017

ship stat

Short for ‘Relationship Status’. The status of one’s current relationship (single, in a relationship, it’s complicated, divorced, separated, etc).

“Damn, that guy is hot. Do you know his ship stat?”

by jjjosh April 22, 2018

Ship shanked

Shit out of luck

When I found myself in trouble and with no way out, I was ship shanked.

by Brianswords October 3, 2020

Ship Swapper

Players in the game Sea of Thieves that participate in an alliance and queue up for an activity, the Ship Swappers are those that wish to leave a specified event and effectively jump the queue in transferring to another ship of their choice.

That dirty ship swapper wanted to leave Merchants for World Events!

I once knew a ship swapper, they went home with the first dirty Sea Dog to offer them a spot on their bowspirit

The galdem don't swap ships...

by ToxikRee May 1, 2021

ship stealer

Someone who steals a ship u tried so hard to gatekeep, alternatively: Nikita

-Did you see Nikita today?
- That ship stealer? No
- Thank god

by ididurmombeforethis September 24, 2021

Ship sniping

A term from the shipbucket community, used for when someone completes a ship your working on before you do.

Sammy:Only a few more hours and my mega super Kaiser-Wilhelm battleship will be complete
Pacmatic: Unfortunately I've completed it. It looks like I've done a bit of ship sniping.

by TorpidH March 2, 2022

Ship-stan

A ship-stan is a fan who obsessively supports one specific ship (real or fictional), to the point of shading or disrespecting other ships or members. Usually hyper-defensive, overly emotional, and often found starting fandom wars over fictional dynamics.

– "She’s not just a shipper, she’s a total ship-stan. Don’t mention any other pairing around her."
– “Bro, it’s just fanfiction, calm down. Don’t go full ship-stan.”

by Clefsin April 15, 2025