sheriff

The man.
The big dog
The captain of the pirate ship.
The King of the jungle.
A man that knows all and does all, and usually sleeps with your mom.

Bill Gates was pwnd by Sheriff.

by 00Sheriff February 13, 2007

shooting the sheriff

v., when someone who's already up shit creek alienates or insults somebody who honestly could have helped them get back to shore. Essentially, burning bridges with regards to people.

Guy 1: "Hey man, how did your meeting with the RA go today? Did you get out of the alcohol warning?"
Guy 2: "No man, I told her she looked sexy in her dress, and she wrote me up for sexual harassment too."
Guy 1: "Wow man, you really like shooting the sheriff, huh?"

by Col. Hans Landa November 8, 2011

The Sheriff of Lone Gulch

‘The Sheriff of Lone Gulch’ is an animated gay porn film, where a sheriff has to take down the town’s criminals, but they all get along with some sex. It’s usually played with a sped up version of Ballin by Mustard. The film is made by Animan Studios.

Man, The Sheriff of Lone Gulch is so funny!

by REALkirbo February 26, 2023

Sheriff

13 boys from Harstad with big penises. They rule the city and is the life of every party.

Hot chick: OMG, are you in Sheriff 2023?
Sheriff boy: yes
*Starts sex*

by TorbjornHoyte23 March 27, 2022

Disney Sheriff of Nottingham

A sex act involving a single man, multiple women, bacon, and a fake English accent.

Man 1: "Where were you last night?"

Man 2: "Woah, dude, I was involved in this freaky Disney Sheriff of Nottingham!"

by Disney Sheriff of Nottingham December 4, 2010

Shoot the Sheriff

Jizzing all over a girls face, while listening to the smooth reggae riddums of bob Marley

that girl you took home last night looked pretty freaky, did you shoot the sheriff ?

Yeaaa Boii!

Nice

by samgoody July 9, 2009

sheriff of rusty bullet hole county

A very big gay lord

You are such a bender, you are the sheriff of rusty bullet hole county

by urban insults June 9, 2011