Shackles

When a friend is so deep in a relationship he is considered to be "locked up"

Cris: "Yo why wasn't John Michael invited?"
Nick: "Cause he's probably out with Emily again."
Michael: "That man is in shackles."

by ChickenFDC February 16, 2018

Shackled

To be under the thumb or on a very short leash. A varient of being pussy whipped by your girlfriend.

Damo could not come out to play because his girlfriend had him shackled down tight

by DrainGus April 7, 2011

shartle

When one sharts due to sudden unseen excitement or state of shock.

He came around the corner and shartled me. I have to throw away my underwear now.

by Tim O. July 29, 2007

sparkle jump rope queen

One of the early stage names for Lana del Rey. Ref. In some of her unreleased songs available on you tube.

" I can be you're sparkle jump rope queen."

by Bellatrixtrash99 August 8, 2017

rusty shackles

when you grab a person's legs with poop-smeared toilet paper from underneath a bathroom stall divider and yell, "rusty shackles!"

A strange man gave me rusty shackles today when I sat down to take a crap in a public restroom.

by MyShacklesAreRusty October 22, 2009

sharkeshia

A she bitch pokemon

Ash: I've caught them all haha!

Misty: Look over there. What's that?!

Ash: let's look at the pokedex.

Pokedex: Sharkeshia! A ghetto she bitch Pokemon. Known for her fierce right hand. Don't get too close!!

by Cra let December 1, 2013

Sparkle Pony

A high maintenance person at the Burning Man Festival who is unprepared for the harsh camping environment and becomes a burden to their camp-mates.

Burner #1: "Can you believe that Sparkle Pony over there brought 60 costumes but only 2 gallons of water and some ramen noodles?"

Burner#2: "Yeah. They asked me where the food court was located."

by InsertCoolNameHere February 18, 2010