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Shanshan

She is the kindest and most loveable person on the earth. Her humor is purest and so funny. It will make you laugh so much but she doesn't know that. She is all pretty and outgoing, easily strike a convo and make everyone happy. Her smile is so contagious. She tries to make everyone happy. She is beautiful too and her beauty dazzles everyone. She is a burst of sunshine to everyone's night. Most of all she is shameless.
No worries, at least this world have Shanshan and Namjoon!
by kikayyyyy January 31, 2021
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Shanghai'd

Using false means or coercion to achieve a desired outcome from an individual.

Shanghaiing refers to the practice of conscripting men as sailors by coercive techniques such as trickery, intimidation, or violence. Those engaged in this form of kidnapping were known as crimps..
My girl told me we were going watch the game up at Woody's bar, but we ended up at Pottery Barn... she really shanghai'd my ass!
by Texdem20 December 20, 2012
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shankapotomus

Someone who can't keep the ball in play during a round of golf. Hitting the ball to the extreme right (slice) or extreme left (hook).
Way to go shankapotomus, try keeping it on the fairway next time.
by nonshank-golfer October 31, 2009
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Shanghai Shroud

A prank wherein a person farts into an empty pillow case or bag, then unexpectedly places this bag over another person's head, then punches them in the stomach, forcing them to frantically gasp for air and inhale the nasty fart. Best practiced with a team of three, two of whom hold the victim in place, while the lucky third does the farting/punching.
"Fred was being a total douche, so we all got together and gave him the Shanghai Shroud. You should have seen his face when we farted in a pillow case and then placed it over his head, then punched him in the stomach. He inhaled that fart like a champ."
by ShanghaiMaster August 1, 2009
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Shanghai Speedway

The act of inserting PVC pipe into a butt and rapidly firing hot wheels cars down the pipe into the gaping butt hole
Amy was giving me trouble so i Shanghai Speedwayed her ass and she lightened up real quick
by Dale Earnhart, too soon? January 24, 2010
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Shanghai Dragon's Kiss

When you're banging your buddy in the butt, ejaculate, and pass out while remaining with your member still inside the anus. Then waking up, after your semen has dried up inside the anus. This results in a guaranteed sting (or kiss) as you rip your "helmet" away from the hardened semen.
-"Hey why are BOTH of you walking funny today?"
-"Shanghai Dragon's Kiss"
-"Do I even want to ask?"
by Uncle Kevin December 30, 2013
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shankapytomus

a Walrus with sharpened shrapnel.
Your mom is a fucking shankapytomus
by chupee7 February 23, 2015
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