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Hand shake sausage

The man part between thy legs
by Bones712 December 10, 2022
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Hawaiian Hand-Shake

The Act when two people, male or female does not matter, where one proceeds to shit into the other's gaping asshole, so the piece of shit is in limbo between both person's anal cavity. After this, the 2 people start to shake their bottoms until the turd breaks apart, creating a handshake
"Mr. Page seemed very nice when I met him, so I gave him a Hawaiian hand-shake as a sign of gratitude for his work at our company!"
by JamesPage February 4, 2025
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Fried Chicken Hand Shake

When you shake someone's hand after eating a bucket of fried chicken.
Person 1: Hey, nice to meet you.

Person 2: Ew, your hands are so greasy.

Person 1: Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to give you a Fried Chicken Hand Shake.
by slumdom December 5, 2018
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nice warm friendly hand shake

The pop up screen that you get if you complete an achievement before the achievement book update in boom slingers, I'm pretty sure I'm one of the only people to find this Easter egg
Nice warm friendly hand shake

There is an image two devs doing a hand shake and someone doing a thumbs up in the background and it's labeled

" Nice Warm Friendly Handshake

No achievement system implemented yet "
And I screenshotted it but the phone I have it on broke but it's the pfp on my Gmail rn

Noice
by RoseRed669 January 19, 2023
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shake my other hand

Jerk me off it suck my dick used as more of a metaphor not in an actual sexual situation
Dad: go do the dishes

Me : fuck you shake my other hand
by Pussy eating champion February 10, 2017
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shake the bishop’s hand

It doesn't mean to masturbate, it means to take a piss.
Keep watch for me, I need to shake the bishop's hand.
by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004
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Shake Hands With the President

verb; to masturbate.

Origins; as far as I know the term exists simply because the hand movement - with the help of a warped imagination - resembles shaking hands. The 'President' part comes about simply because, as many a male will tell you, the penis is the one making the decisions (for the man) in many female-male relationships.
1)Jeez, I wish I was at home shaking hands with the President right now.

2)Nah, I'm pretty bored. I think I might go and shake hands with the President.

3)Wow, there's photos in today's paper of your Dad shaking hands with the President!
by Ashy B & Jacques May 18, 2006
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