Shaffer

1. An unpleasant feeling accompanied by foul odors and a mess in the pants
2. Inspiring dread; terrible
3. To make a critical error

1. "My stomach hurts so bad, I think I'm going to shaffer my pants!"
2. The car accident reached shafferific proportions.
3. You really shaffered that one.

by B.J. Sharter June 19, 2008

Shafer

A person who has gotten fat from eating way to much from Shafer Dining Court at Virginia Commonwealth University.

A shit taken after eating from Shafer Dining Court at Virginia Commonwealth University.

Oh my gosh... that guy is a total shafer!

I just dropped a huge shafer!

I feel a shafer coming on!

by Rams876 April 15, 2009

Shaffer

A man that solicits prostitutes on craigslist and/or other internet sites.

"Hey Ken, this one is 19, and only requests a $30.00 donation."
"Dan, quit being such a Shaffer, your wife is going to find out."

by Willie Wantabe April 29, 2008

Shaferlicious

Adj. (1) Effiminate or of questionable sexual status (2) a poor dancer

"Did you see that guy that just walked by in the sweater-vest and wrestling shoes? Man, was he Shaferlicious!"

by applepie November 16, 2007

Shafer

a guy with an older and ugly girlfriend and a really weird family
a band nerd

a gayfer

Look its Shafer the gayfer!!

by supercutekid November 27, 2011

pulling a shaffer

to vomit in/on hands/shoes after taking a Jäger-bomb.

dude, he's "pulling a shaffer"

by Z.B.2158 December 26, 2009

Shaffer

A man that solicits prostitutes on craigslist and/or other internet sites.

"Hey Ken, this one is 19, and only requests a $30.00 donation."
"Dan, quit being such a Shaffer, your wife is going to find out."

by Willie Wantabe April 29, 2008