Slunching

To slouch while looking for food while extremely intoxicated on marijuana

yo dude, I'm Slunching for some cake right now.

by ogbeeh June 2, 2011

shloncha

a shloncha is a flat basketball.

those hoodlums slashed my ball and left me with this shloncha.

by dali lama June 24, 2006

Slunch

Noun: A males genitalia.

Verb: The act of placing a males genitalia into the mouth of a female; preferably a banging female, 5 or above on the standard 1-10 scale measuring "hotness".

Im gunna slunch you in the mouth!

Im going to put my slunch all up in there.

by Pro Slunchers June 24, 2010

slunch

To slap someone and punch them at the same time.

I slunched him.

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by BenK March 24, 2003

slunchy

pronounced (slun-chee)

generally, a tits-awesome guy or lady-female (if you're freaky)

used as a nickname for guys, but an adjective for the ladies.

hi, i'm slunchy, and people say i'm pretty fucking awesome.

that girl over there looks slunchy to me, let's see what she's up to.

by slunchy June 17, 2010

slunch

I first heard this word about 1960 in the phrase, "she is a slunch c_ _ _"

Used in a derogatory fashion when describing a female.

"That slunch c_ _ _ she stood me up"

by Roland February 11, 2004

splunch

The meal you have when you get home from school or work that is after lunch but before supper.

Michelle splunched on cookies.

by Marianne Perkowski March 7, 2007