Deadly Semen Backup

Deadly semen backup, or as doctors call it DSB, is a condition brought on by extended male abstinence , frequently combined with the absence of masturbation , resulting in massive loads of semen accumulating in the lower pelvis area, and travelling up to the brain and central nervous system. The accumulated semen interferes with the operation of the brain and can result in death. The condition can only be remedied by immediate and continued application of oral stimulation and vaginal stimulation.

Doctor, he apparently lost conscious in is car and swerved off the road. After preliminary tests it seems to be "Deadly Semen Backup" , or DSB . I hope its not to late to get the revival team in here to drain it.

by wslngy January 9, 2015

semen trees

Commonly located in business parks across commercial America, these trees blossom in early spring and produce beautiful, multi-petaled white flowers - which happen to smell exactly like semen.

Woman: Hey Darnell, do you smell what's coming from these trees that line the boulevard? I can't seem to put my finger on what it is, but I absolutely love it!

Man: Those are semen trees, Tina. I always knew you were a fucking whore.

by Arthur in Hoboken July 8, 2016

seenzoned

when you send someone a message and it says "seen" but they dont reply :'(

Terry: Hey =)
Hot Chick: hey.
Terry: What Doing =D
**seen**
Terry: seenzoned :'(

by /|SmexyBeast|\ September 23, 2013

selenophile

a person who love the moon and stars

i'm a selenophile, i'll be very happy if you take the moon for me

by seleno May 5, 2015

Selena hernandez

A Very Awesome Person Who Is A Mexican Beauty

Hey Have You Seen That girl?
Yea She's Almost As Pretty As Selena Hernandez

by clairree October 29, 2011

steamin' hot semen shot

n. A tongue-twister that can be used by females to enhance concentration during climactic moments of 8-bit video games

Guy: Say "steamin' hot semen shot." It's good luck.

Girl playing Tetris: Steamin' hot semen shot!

::TETRIS::

Girl playing Tetris: Steamin' hot semen shot! Steamin' hot semen shot! Steamin' hot semen shot!

by M. Dogman March 30, 2010

semen bat

When a guy is whackin' it and he gets really angry right before he comes, a semen bat is born.

Semen bats take to the skies at night and fly along empty roads. Their numbers can grow so great that semen can be smelled in the air.

by Crawfordsss June 26, 2015