sep 5

my birthday and probably urs if ur looking this up
also national pet rock day

'hey dude, are you born sep 5?'
'yeah.'
'i bet u have a pet rock.'

by Echosheadonastick April 27, 2021

sep 14

National ask out your crush day. Got a crush that has a boyfriend or girlfriend...TO BAD ASK HER OUT YOU LITTLE WEE WANKER. Unless you have a girlfriend or boyfriend kiss ask them out you cunt

Today is Sep 14 and you know what that means

by Cunt gobber September 14, 2021

Sep Sheet

An annoying kid in your math class. (Like when your teacher tells you to do the work on a separate sheet of paper)

Girl "The kid i s such a Sep Sheet!"

by YourwelcomeSophie April 11, 2011

Sep 23

Love you're mom day.

Hey better show some love to you're mom it's Sep 23

by I hurt myself lol September 28, 2021

sep 24

Idk, cum or something

September 24th was absolutley sep 24

by bae afuf September 26, 2019

sep 15

HOT PEOPLE PERIOD.

OMG YOU ARE THAT BITCH BORN ON SEP 15

by SAILORLnw November 22, 2021

sep 9

Its my birthday the best day on planet earth in my opinion. My special day:)

Hey is your birthday sep 9? Hell yea the best day 2day🤭

by iamsoocool910up August 5, 2022