sexcersise

A form of excersise, sex and excersise mixed together. A fun way to get fit!

Kath: Gosh I'm getting fat
Matt: Have you tried sexcersise

by :.:Anon:.: September 15, 2005

Secere Surprise

The act of pretending to masturbate and spitting on your hand and slapping it on someone's face.

You want to sleep by yourself, but you are at your cabin or on vacation and you have to share a bed. Act like you are masturbating then spit on your hand and slap it in their face and give them that nice,wet, Secere Surprise. It usually works like a charm. Or do it just to have a good time... try it out!

by BigC69 April 13, 2009

Smelcered

To generaly get screwed over physicaly financialy or otherwise.

After a hard night of drinking I got a case of the Saturday Smelcers.

Another example: "Hey man how did you do in that fight?" reply "Dude i got Effen Smelcered".

by Hugh GeBawls September 27, 2011

sexcersise

Refers to extreme calorie burning while having intense episodes of sex.

man! i don't think I'm going to be able to burn off that chubby checker double decker, Im going to see if my girlfriend wants to "sexcersise".

by Bag_O_Douche July 1, 2009

Selleria

A holy priest of light! Also the greatest priest to ever grace the world.

There goes Selleria

by benjamin mcdonald February 4, 2009

Sexcersisim

Getting fucked so good it takes away all your negativity.

That dick was so amazing last night he performed a sexcersisim on me

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

ms.sellers

A language arts teacher at heritage that everybody seems to hate even though she gives us really easy work

Ms.Sellers:someone who your not sure is actually qualified to be a teacher

Student:"what's for today Ms.Sellers?"
Teacher:"today we will learn objective and subjective writings"
Student: "I think your on the wrong grade hall"

by 1m_0nly_try1ng_t0_h3lp April 27, 2017