The act of ejaculating inside ones boxers while worn then forgetting and having your load dry to your thigh. Usually the result of a parental invasion without knocking or late night jerk session.
"Brad, why did you run off last night after we finished dry humping?"
"Oh I just had a Crusty Envelope Sealer I had to open."
"Oh I just had a Crusty Envelope Sealer I had to open."
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The surname of a filthy, uneducated, lazy, fat person. Most Sadlers suffer from type 2 diabetes due to the excessive amount of fat and sugar they consume. Unfortunately, with their unwillingness to learn they continue to eat meals big enough for 4 people as they lazily watch TV all day. Due to their severe laziness their homes are filthy. While they are rude and belittling to others, they have a soft spot for animals that are as stupid as their owners. In their homes, you will find animal dropping and vomit. Their homes smell of urine and disease. They never clean or repair their homes, allowing mold to grow rampant throughout. They are barbaric and belittle many, even small children. It has been suggested that they should not breed, yet they generally have more children then they can care for.
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Derived from the actions of A. Sadler. "Why should I use a napkin every time there is something on my face? I'll just wipe once at the end of the meal."
Derived from the actions of A. Sadler. "Why should I use a napkin every time there is something on my face? I'll just wipe once at the end of the meal."
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Permaculturist 1: How did the goat's birthing go without me?
Permaculturist 2: Seidler, thanks, but it would have been even more seidler had you been there to see it.
Permaculturist 2: Seidler, thanks, but it would have been even more seidler had you been there to see it.
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