Scroatboat

Used primarily by law enforcement to describe a vehicle which is operated by a Scroat. A scroatboat is usually an older, rusty, piece of shit vehicle covered in pot stickers.

I pulled over a real scroatboat last night.

by tedthehorse December 20, 2012

Scrotalicious

1. Noun: Something so wonderful, that your scrotum tightens with delight.
2. Noun: The result of short shorts, When your scrotum is visible - resembling someone who sat in bubblegum.

1. "You see the coinpurse on that broad?" "rights! Scrotalicious!"
2. "Hunny... you really expect me to go to the beach in these?" "Of course, the scrotalicious look is in."

by Bman_X May 21, 2006

Scrotability

The functionality of one's scrotum.

Janet - "Will's all balls! His scrotability is off the charts."

by Not Will and def not raf March 6, 2023

scrotalick

When a man acts like a bitch or is whining like he's having a period.

Lon has complained over and over about not getting chosen for the manager position. He can really be a scrotalick at times.

by KANDLO December 9, 2008

scrotational pull

When the size of a man's penis causes women to be attracted to him.

I saw Johnson's junk in the shower at the gym yesterday. He must have some serious scrotational pull.

by King Glans June 22, 2012

scrotalarm

When the toilet plugs during a courtesy flush of poo and the water level rises to contact your scrotum. This gives you an early warning and a chance to prevent a disastrous overflow. The scrotum should be cleaned thoroughly after activation.

Dude, what happened in there we are going to be late!

Sorry man but my scrotalarm went off during a courtesy flush. I had to plunge and get a shower to reset and clean the alarm point. SOP, Standard Operating Procedure.

by rcbadger May 21, 2013

scrotagraph

A photograph of the scrotum.

Hey, I was going to send you dick pic, but I misjudged the angle and instead you now have a scrotagraph.

by knookiet January 31, 2023